Last I checked Roy Scheider was dead.

Name: Deion

Hey Coach: This Billy Beane talk got me to thinking. If Brad Pitt played that loser in the Moneyball movie, who’s going to play you when your story finally makes it to the big screen?

From In Bill You Trust

Well I’m no Mona Lisa DeVito but if you need an extra in a funeral scene I’m your guy. But if Marisa Tomei is unavailable I guess we’ll have to go with this guy from Lone Survivor. We can’t get him off the field at big games and he keeps the offense in free burgers so I guess we’d better go with him.

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Let’s get him off the field and back to the acting game.

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