I wonder what they’re charging for day-old DeflateCake.

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Interestingly, there’s no NFL ordinance against chloroform on the sidelines.

Email: eadams@pinkstripes.com

Hey Bill,
I know the fanbase is disappointed.  They wanted us to hang 50 on the Colts.  But they’ll feel better when it gets out that we pulled off that dumb fake punt play by hacking into Pagano’s headset.  Did you see those shots of him on the sideline?  He had NO IDEA what was going on!  #PinkStripes, brother! – Ernie

From In Bill You Trust

I thought I told you to stay home and get groceries. Now we’ve got nothing and the vending machines at Gillette are all out of things with salt on them

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