Just trying to win the game.

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When I golf, I hold the club upside down. It adds to the challenge. 

From: Floyd Samuels, Esq. 

Hey coach,

I heard you always win at picnic games, but you play by a different set of rules. Can you tell me more about how that works?



From In Bill You Trust:

Sure Floyd. In a tug of war, I usually hand the rope to the other side. It comes back to me anyway. It has to do with field position. Then in the traditional sack race, I tie my entire body in the bag and roll blindly toward the finish while everyone else hops. I don’t always like the way it turns out, but that’s the way I like to do it.

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