Coach, It was awesome of you to hop on the bus to say hi to my family the other day. My bad for spiking that bottle of Mountain Dew so hard it hit you in the face. You know how you hear certain songs and you just have to party rock? It won’t happen again, I promise.
From: In Bill You Trust
I’m fine, Rob. But next time you offer me a ride let’s listen to NPR all right?