Nothing to cheer about in Jersey



Hey Billie…Wassup? I wasnt gonna rite yu butt I am soooo waisted and I just luv U!! Dump that Linda and come visit me when U play the JeTS. I am yur biggist fan and the #1 Beli-Chick!! 

Do u no that I was born in Chili ? I am very exoctic Billie and will treet u rite…..



From the Playbook:

That would be an interesting match-up. I might have a little size and spelling ability on you, you’ve probably got a little quickness on me. Unfortunately the only thing I can cheer on the Jersey Shore is the National Anthem. But if you lost the heels you’d make a good prom date for Woodhead. Let’s talk after the game in November.