Records are meaningless.


Like the Greeks, the Colts could win at any moment.

From NeuroTrader in the bar:
I’m trying to evaluate the relative merits of United States sovereign debt and Greek sovereign debt. This stunning (in both attractiveness and stupidity) blonde keeps launching into soliloquies on the subject, contending that I can’t evaluate US debt against Greek debt because Greek debt is so horrible. Do you have any thoughts?

From the Playbook:

It is what it is. Debt is debt. The Greeks owe a lot of people a lot of cash & so do we. The difference is that we pay our debts by selling them to China, and Greece pays theirs with goats. But just because the Greeks haven’t won a title since the Trojan War doesn’t mean they couldn’t beat us on any given Sunday. They’ve got the feta cheese, the olive oil, the olive trees, the olives themselves… Don’t count Greece out just because of their record.

Man Uggs


From Ellie and Hazel Flufer:

Hi Coach,

Great game last night! You guys chopped the tails right off of those Dolphins. Great job!

Sorry, we didn’t mean to offend anyone in regards to the Dolphin comment. We love Dolphins.

We just wanted to comment on Brady’s performance last night. He looked awesome! But we do have one concern, now that Brady is going to be wearing Man Uggs on and off the field, how do you think that will affect his passing game?

We love you Bill!

The Flufers


From the Playbook:

The short answer to your question is that if Brady is going to throw 517 yards a game he can wear lederhosen and a Shriner fez to meetings for all I care. The long answer is that Tom is very competitive in everything that he does, and that includes goatholding. Tom is the US leader in goatholding for three years running, and now he’s trying to up his stats in the heavily contested sheep-wearing arena. He’s very serious about it. He even wears a fleece jock. His uniform is 100% wool. He’s a very cozy guy to be around — You saw the Dolphins’ Cameron Wake trying to cuddle him last night. Even the Stetson deal is related: the cologne makes sheep want to be around him, and before they know it he’s wearing them as mittens. So if Tom Brady asks you to go to an apple orchard or a pumpkin patch or Scotland or anywhere else where there might be a lot of sheep in close proximity, be sure to bring your lint brush and some nose plugs: that Stetson is the reason I’m always congested at post-game press conferences.