100% wrong as usual


From: ArmCandy@NFLToday:

Hey Bill-

When are we going to get hitched? Since you don’t communicate through the press and football season has started and you are holed up in the ‘Patriots Bunker’ for the next 6th months, I’m not hearing much from you anymore.

Are we still an item? If not I need to find me another Sugar-Daddy ASAP…..


Linda Holiday

From the Playbook:

Nice try, Casserly. I wonder what your girlfriend looks like.