No one puts Brady in a corner.

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You don’t step on Superman’s Uggs.

Bill:

Saw the game Sunday, and I thought I’d send an internets mail to let you know I’m still in the business of punching offensive coordinators who get out of line. Call me up on my walkin around phone if you need me.

Buddy

PS I’m the guy who yelled to Rex that you’re a damn sight better than he is.

From the Playbook:

That means a lot coming from you, Buddy, Gilbride had it coming for that moronic play call you clocked him for. If you’d swung a little harder maybe the whole league wouldn’t be running the Chuck & Duck offense right now. Anyway, Bill O’Brien was right to call Tom on that interception but if you’ve ever seen how Brian Hoyer plays you’ll understand why I had to step in when I did.

9-9-9 probably not the best choice.

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Leave the exotic schemes to Rex Ryan.

Hey Coach –

My schedule just opened up so I’m heading to DC this weekend to watch your squad beat up on those ‘skins this weekend. Want me to bring anything to the game for you?

All the best!

Herman Cain

(9-9-9)
From the Playbook:

Thanks for the offer. You had a pretty good run there. Should have gone with a 2-gap 3-4 instead of the 9-9-9. Never heard of the 9-9-9, to be honest. Must be a West Coast thing. Anyway I’m an Obama man myself. But if you show up at the game with a chimichanga, I’ll probably eat it.

Nothing to cheer about in Jersey

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From SPolizzi@JS.com

Hey Billie…Wassup? I wasnt gonna rite yu butt I am soooo waisted and I just luv U!! Dump that Linda and come visit me when U play the JeTS. I am yur biggist fan and the #1 Beli-Chick!! 

Do u no that I was born in Chili ? I am very exoctic Billie and will treet u rite…..

X0X0X

Snooki

From the Playbook:

That would be an interesting match-up. I might have a little size and spelling ability on you, you’ve probably got a little quickness on me. Unfortunately the only thing I can cheer on the Jersey Shore is the National Anthem. But if you lost the heels you’d make a good prom date for Woodhead. Let’s talk after the game in November.