No spleen, no service.

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A chip off the old blockhead.

Uncle Coach –

Caleb Haney?  Tyler Palko?  AJ Feeley?  Sage Rosenfels?  I took a team to the playoffs.  I left my spleen on the grass of Tampa stadium.  Goddamnit, I want a workout!

Chris

From the Playbook:

For Phil’s sake I wish I could help you, kid. But even Donovan McNabb has a working spleen, which makes him one organ closer than you are to getting a starting job as an NFL quarterback. Happy Holidays and good luck,

Uncle B