Hey Hey Hey.

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It is what it is.

From the desk of Mike Shanahan:

Bill. ¬†Thought you should know that Haynesworth was here last weekend, shopping your playbook to anyone who’d listen. It hardly seems possible, but he looked even fatter and less motivated than he was when he sat on our bench for $35.6 million. Anyway, that’s all I wanted to say. Let’s grab a steak after the game.

Mike

From the Playbook:

Appreciate the tip, Mike. As I see it, the only part of our operation Haynesworth is qualified to spread rumors¬†about is the cafeteria. So unless he tells you we’re running the Wildcat with a ham hock and some mashed potatoes, you can be pretty sure he’s at least 85% wrong. But on to the steak — Bobby Van’s?

Bill

9-9-9 probably not the best choice.

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Leave the exotic schemes to Rex Ryan.

Hey Coach –

My schedule just opened up so I’m heading to DC this weekend to watch your squad beat up on those ‘skins this weekend. Want me to bring anything to the game for you?

All the best!

Herman Cain

(9-9-9)
From the Playbook:

Thanks for the offer. You had a pretty good run there. Should have gone with a 2-gap 3-4 instead of the 9-9-9. Never heard of the 9-9-9, to be honest. Must be a West Coast thing. Anyway I’m an Obama man myself. But if you show up at the game with a chimichanga, I’ll probably eat it.